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I got the world on a string
Posted on 08-12-2005
Someone once posted an intelligent question: (please excuse the horrific grammar)
“Y on earth do females have a look at their own boobs suddenly(u knw….like a peep) whn they are walking around or especially whn they get off da chair! I’ve seen sooooooo many females of different nationalities do tha….Do u ppll check for something or wha?!”
Well let me pose my own question: Why do so many men grab their crotch in public? I mean I’ve seen countless guys grab, scratch, adjust, roll around, and do god knows what to their privates. Yes, your delicates are still hanging there…why do you have to do a quick checkup in public? Hide in the loo and take a quick peek…admire your manliness or whatever, just please spare me the gross factor.
In other news, Carrefour has a “Win 500 Trolleys a day” promotion. At first I wondered what in the world I’d do with my very own trolley, but it turns out that you can win a trolley of groceries at the counter. Which is what happened to me today at counter number 24 – my trolley of things was paid for in full, for a grand total of AED 50.25 And what wonderful things were in my trolley you ask? Well, here’s the list:
1) 8 tinsel garlands, 2 each of red, green, white, blue
2) 2kg packet of sugar
3) 1 tray of Extra Large Al Jazira eggs