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1. Nothing says “I love you” like house arrest! – Beauty and the Beast
2. It’s perfectly normal to go through drastic body alternations and several nip/tuck sessions to get the man you love – The Little Mermaid
3. If the cutlery and/or furniture is speaking to you, you’re smoking some good shit. Bonus points if they break into song – Beauty and the Beast
4. If a stranger approaches you in the woods and leads you into a waltz, he’s definitely not a rapist – Sleeping Beauty
5. Hoarding is fine as long as it only occupies only one undersea cavern – The Little Mermaid
6. Objects with obvious labels are harmless – e.g “Drink Me”, “Eat Me”, “Insert Me” etc – Alice in Wonderland
7. You can live in a house full of dogs and never run into problems with Animal Control – 101 Dalmations

So what important life lessons did you learn from Disney?