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Take your Mama out
Posted on 01-12-2005
Sale. No other four letter word puts more fear into a man. Or into his wallet rather. I think sales were taboo in previous years. Selling goods at reduced prices? People would think you’d like to go bankrupt. Or that you had just come out of a messy divorce – whichever was more fun to gossip about. I for one don’t mind sales. It’s the clawing at things and rushing to the counter that I don’t enjoy so much. I’m telling you…if you get word of an upcoming sale, you’d better get into shape. Do a few laps around the track or in the pool and build up your strength so that you can punch the face of the sorry bitch who’s got her hand on your outfit.
Tune in next week when I talk about the other dreaded four letter word begining with ‘F’ – Free (you dirty minded people)
