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There’s something wonderful about receiving spam/scam messages. Often they’re about some deceased person leaving you their life’s savings, or some little girl dying of cancer who’s relying on a forwarded email to fund her treatment. While checking my email this morning, I found this little gem in my Inbox:

Hello ,
I am Samuel Thomas 33 yrs old From United States of America a versatile Guy But currently in London, i will need you on my Trip To UAE for 7 days, i Just want you to assist me throughout my stay in your country .i need someone who is very decent,kind,honest,trustworthy and secretive just to protect my image and Name.

Throughout my stay in your city. I am ready to offer you a good sum of (2,500.00 USD)for this trip per day for 7 days, so feel free to get back to me only if you are interested. i Look forward to hearing back from you soon.

Kindly reply to my private email is: sgtsamuelthomas@yahoo.com

Regards
Samuel Thomas
+44 7010061847

Dear Samuel,