How’s My Driving?

Posted on 16-04-2011

I’ve been noticing lately that a lot of buses and large trucks have now got yellow “How’s my driving” stickers on the back, and a number to call in case of complaints. I thought to myself “Who on earth would bother calling a number to file a complaint?” and sure enough I found out the hard way when some lunatic bus cut across my lane on Emirates Road a few weeks back. Now I would have usually just put this down to the fact that the driver probably got his license from a packet of Paan Parag and didn’t actually know a thing about road etiquette, but I decided that I was going to take the high road and call the mobile number printed on the back of the bus and lodge a complaint.

Word for word, this is what happened:

(Phone ringing)
Person: Hello?
Me: Yes hi, I want to lodge a complaint about one of your drivers
Person: Which driver?
Me: There’s one of your drivers that just cut across my lane and I want to complain about him
Person: Which bus?
Me: The one with number plate XXXXXX
Person: Where are you now?
Me: I am driving on Emirates Road
Person: WHICH CAR ARE YOU? I AM HERE ON EMIRATES ROAD NOW – WHICH CAR YOU ARE CALLING FROM?

At this point I hung up as I decided that the last thing I needed would be some lunatic barreling down the road at me, but full points for taking constructive criticism!

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